13. A method for handling network connectivity events in a wireless communications network, the method comprising:decoding, into a bit data stream, a signal received via a wireless communications network having a plurality of network terminals comprising a plurality of mobile network terminals serviced wirelessly by a plurality of provider network terminals;
detecting a plurality of raw connectivity events from the bit data stream, each raw connectivity event indicating a connectivity measurement corresponding to connectivity at an associated event time between invoked terminals of the plurality of network terminals;
computing a plurality of paired-timing connectivity events (PTCEs) in accordance with the plurality of raw connectivity events;
computing network connectivity mapping values as a function of the plurality of PTCEs; and
updating a stored multidimensional network map in accordance with the network connectivity mapping values.